What's really great is when your friends write in their diaries about that funny story from the weekend that you wanted to tell so you can just copy and paste it into your own. Here is a little bit from "Molly's Diary o fun"
"so here's a new equation I learned on thursday night. Alcohol + An unwrapped Peppermint Patty + Go Fish + Sarah's ass = disaster for sarah and a lot of laughs for me and carl. I shall explain. While playing drunken go fish (we couldn't think of any good three person card games) sarah decided that we needed to listen to Dashboard Confessional and was changing the playlist and managed to sit on my unwrapped peppermint patty. I didn't notice nor did Sarah or Carl. So later when sarah stands up the is a smushed peppermint patty stuck to her ass and peppermint patty embedded in my carpet. IT was hillarious then sarah some how managed to get a paper towel stuck to the peppermint patty on her butt and when we tried to get that off it just ripped and half the paper towel stayed on her butt. IT was so funny. It may not be that funny to you but we were drunk and it was hillarious to us."
Now, please note. I was not drunk. I mean any sober person could have sat on a peppermint patty, and what was it doing in the go fish playing area anyway?? If I weren't studying for my STUPID ASC midterm I'd write more. I was hoping Ken Kessel would say somethign momentous for the occasion, but he didn't. Crap. Now I have to find something. I should quote myself. Molly and I said something really funny earlier, but I can't think of it. Darn. I'm getting old. What was I doing again?? Oh. Quote..ok...
" We all try to act like we're so important-doctors, lawyers, artists-but we really don't know that at any moment our pants might fall down."
Louis Sachar
Abstinence is the choice of Champs!!
"so here's a new equation I learned on thursday night. Alcohol + An unwrapped Peppermint Patty + Go Fish + Sarah's ass = disaster for sarah and a lot of laughs for me and carl. I shall explain. While playing drunken go fish (we couldn't think of any good three person card games) sarah decided that we needed to listen to Dashboard Confessional and was changing the playlist and managed to sit on my unwrapped peppermint patty. I didn't notice nor did Sarah or Carl. So later when sarah stands up the is a smushed peppermint patty stuck to her ass and peppermint patty embedded in my carpet. IT was hillarious then sarah some how managed to get a paper towel stuck to the peppermint patty on her butt and when we tried to get that off it just ripped and half the paper towel stayed on her butt. IT was so funny. It may not be that funny to you but we were drunk and it was hillarious to us."
Now, please note. I was not drunk. I mean any sober person could have sat on a peppermint patty, and what was it doing in the go fish playing area anyway?? If I weren't studying for my STUPID ASC midterm I'd write more. I was hoping Ken Kessel would say somethign momentous for the occasion, but he didn't. Crap. Now I have to find something. I should quote myself. Molly and I said something really funny earlier, but I can't think of it. Darn. I'm getting old. What was I doing again?? Oh. Quote..ok...
" We all try to act like we're so important-doctors, lawyers, artists-but we really don't know that at any moment our pants might fall down."
Louis Sachar
Abstinence is the choice of Champs!!
posted by Sarah at
2:45 AM
